Candice Monster was never picked last in gym class. She was voted class comedian and was two votes short for best hair. She once carried an old woman up a mountain and was given the secret of childhood in return. She sleeps under a Star Wars comforter and boasts an extensive collection of high-top sneakers. Dogs love CandiceMonster, most likely because she was raised by wolves. She has yet to be beaten in arm wrestling and your grandma will like her more than she likes you. She is exceedingly passionate, idealistically ambitious, brutally honest yet endearingly strange. She'd give you the shirt off her back and the food off her plate. She is a lady, and a handful.
EXPERIENCE [Reasons I'm Legit]
SoftwayCopywriterNovember 2016 – Present
StinghouseCreative CopywriterJuly 2014 – August 2015
BurgerFiCreative CopywriterJune 2014 – July 2014 SapientNitroCopywriterNovember 2012 – March 2014 Phil Fung StudiosArtist - Teacher - Designer2011 – November 2012-Painter / Artist-In House Graphic Designer-Teacher Children's Classes (Ages 6-14) LEGOMarketing/Merchandising Representative2011 – 2012Crispin Porter + BoguskyCreative InternMay 2011 – August 2011BFG CommunicationsCreative InternMay 2011 – May 2011The Pirates HousePirate2009 – 2010-Tour Guide-Entertainer-Performer WalmartInvoicing Associate for the Market Team2006 – 2007